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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Top Ten Possible Reasons For Bush's Tears


10. Pelosi stomped on his foot with stiletto heels - purposely
9. Reaction to moving piano recital of "Feelings" by Condi Rice
8. Hated firing that Rumsfeld guy
7. Hurt himself trying to pronounce Nouri al-Malaki
6. Cheney forgot his shotgun at White House meeting with Democrats
5. Barack Obama rejected nickname Osama, 'Bama Mamma
4. Four little words - His Approval Ratings
3. Heard Dad's changing name to George Herbert Walker Clinton
2. Really bummed out over Trump/Rosie Feud
1. Even Laura and Barney are against the surge!!

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