10. He found out his twin brother Lurch had died.9. Teresa cut his allowance.
8. Overcome by the way the press is treating Paula Abdul lately.
7. "Seared memory" of President Nixon sending him into Cambodia in '68.
6. Three little words: Falling Ketchup Sales!
5. Beat out "Plugs" Biden in Biggest Senate Windbag contest.
4. Lost his lucky campaign hat in weekly Senate poker game.
3. He reported for White House duty in 2004 and was turned away.
2. As Arnold Schwarzenegger would say "he's a girlie man!"
1. Finished behind Dennis Kucinich in Democrat Presidential Poll!
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